“I just want to get that look of new found respect, like…”
15 male characters I adore | 6. Modern Family → Phil Dunphy
“I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. ‘Mi nombre es Filipe.’”
“I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laughing out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?”
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P → Phil Dunphy [asked by epigraphs]
In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female… bear, giraffe, what have you… the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear: I don’t condone eating your kids, although I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrvwzQvwY1qzf76so1_500.jpg)
P → Phil Dunphy [asked by epigraphs]
In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female… bear, giraffe, what have you… the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear: I don’t condone eating your kids, although I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Phil: I’m fine. No, I’m fine. I’m just — okay that’s cancer!
Claire: Maybe it’s just a kidney stone.
Phil: “just” Claire. Someone get your mom a glass of water and a piece of gravel from the driveway and see how she likes it.
Luke: Why is everybody yelling.
Alex: Something’s wrong with dad.
Phil: Don’t frighten him. Come here. Oh! that’s got to be death! Death is coming!
Haley: You need to go to the hospital.
Phil: No, no, no. I just need a pill. Get me the biggest one you can find.
Claire: Honey, breathe. Just breathe.
Phil: That’s what I told you when you were in labor, and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill!
Haley: I’m calling..
Phil: No, no! It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s passing. I’m sorry to alarm everyone. I think I was probably just overreacting. Because there’s an alien inside of me!
Modern Family - A satirical look at three different families and the trials they face in each of their own uniquely comedic ways.
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Why me? We had amazing seats for Lady Gaga and he gets sick. I’ve been looking forward to that concert for months. Its the one gay cliché I allow myself.
![Gloria’s grandfather and uncles were butchers, so she’s always had a certain comfort level when it comes to… Killing. One time, we had this rat…
[Flashback] Gloria: What? First you smash it, then you cut the head off.
It was like nothing to her.
[Flashback] Gloria: I go to church now.
She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkukn6NSYB1qbdf1oo1_500.gif)
Gloria’s grandfather and uncles were butchers, so she’s always had a certain comfort level when it comes to… Killing. One time, we had this rat…
[Flashback] Gloria: What? First you smash it, then you cut the head off.
It was like nothing to her.
[Flashback] Gloria: I go to church now.
She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.
