Jack, let me paint you a little picture of life here at chez Walker. You may want to sit down for this. Nobody matters but me. Good night.
Will and Grace - 2x07 Homo For The Holidays
GRACE: So… what are you up to? Doin’ a little shopping? Shopping for Will? What are you gettin’ him?
VINCE: I’m not telling you. You’ll just poo-poo it. Pardon my French.
GRACE: You have to tell me, ‘cause I have to tell you whether or not it blows.
VINCE: Grace, I think I know what my boyfriend likes. We’ve been going out for six months.
GRACE: I’ve known him for, like, 20 years. We’ve had phone calls that lasted six months.
VINCE: Well, I’m in a commited relationship with him.
GRACE: So am I.
VINCE: I shave his ears.
GRACE: I shaved his legs.
VINCE: I’ve seen the man naked, Grace.
GRACE: I’ve seen him naked and crying.
VINCE: Ya know what? I’ve slept with him.
GRACE: Okay, look, if I didn’t turn him gay, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. So I win.
